Delectable ideas from our foraged cupboards
“Red Beans” & Rice
1 bag dried cannellini beans (kidney, pinto, & black-eyed were all super sold out weeks ago)
That last Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit from the back of the freezer
1 Himalayan Salt Block
1 packet Mexican Rice mix
Louisiana hot sauce
Soak cannellini beans to rehydrate, but do NOT let them sit overnight; flatulence is now categorized as free entertainment.